Jaslyn Ome Completely Nude For Playboy

  It would seem that Jaslyn Ome has moved on from defiling American diners and has now set her sights on ruining suede, or velvet, or whatever the hell that fabric is. I’ve never had a good eye for that sort of thing. I once complimented a girl on how soft I found the cuff of her jacket to be. It turned out that I was fondling the Velcro portion. For the record, I still stand by my original appraisal of the Velcro. It must have been an old jacket because is was soft as hell.

What is it with Jaslyn and her repeated disrespect of furniture? I admit that I am no psychologist, but if I were to analyze her history of behavior I would come to the conclusion that her father left her for an ottoman. I try to empathize with people even when I disagree with their actions, which is why I am trying to Jaslyn some slack. If my mother had left my family for a sectional couch then I would probably hold a grudge as well. And there is no better revenge that I can think of than tea bagging every piece of furniture that I can get my balls on.    

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