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aldo-vallon - November 28, 2018
As if living in a place that has four seasons is not already enough of a boner killer, Jasmine Tookes and Josephine Skriver feel the need to come out and remind me of everything that I am missing out on.
Don’t get me wrong, they are providing plenty of boner food in these pics, but it is going to be short lived and when the food is gone all I am going to be left with is summertime memories and a small amount of shame. People in tropical climates would be doing the rest of us a solid by not flaunting their skin around in full view of the rest of us.
If social media had been around a couple hundred years ago there is no way that places like Canada would have ever gotten settled. As soon as a frontiersman got a snap of a girl in Florida in the middle of December he would have made a beeline for the sunshine state. No one is giving up barely clothed women year round in order to skin a couple beavers up north. Clearly there are prime beavers in the south.
Photo Credit: MEGA