Jennifer Aniston Sextastic Pokies In Just A Sheer Tank Top

You've got to hand it to Jennifer Aniston. She manages to continually get work despite never really being very good in anything. Think about it. When was the last time that you said, "Jennifer Aniston was really good in that"? We're the Millers, maybe? That was five years ago. Horrible Bosses, anyone? Seven years ago.

Honestly, I don't know of anyone who grounds out as often as she does, but somehow manages to hit just enough bloop singles to make her valuable. I've never understood her appeal beyond her good looks. That seems to be the only trick up her sleeve and even that is evaporating quickly.

Thank goodness she knows that one way to ensure guys keep looking at you is to sport a pair of pokies in Elle Magazine. It's the surefire way to stay in the headlines without any sort of headline talent.

So long as she's got ex-husbands to pine over, though, she'll remain relevant to women everywhere who just refuse to move on with their lives after a break-up. Psycho hose beasts of the world unite, as I present to you the leader of your movement. She'll never move on, why should you?

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