Jennifer Hawkins Wears a Dress by Egotastic! to Astra Awards

I can pretend I know what the Astra Awards are, but I don't. But I do know who Jennifer Hawkins is, a former Miss Universe, and I do know I greatly approve of her see-through dress. Talk about making a boring awards show suddenly come alive. I imagine there was much eyeball strain during her walk down the crimson promenade in Sydney.

I'm not saying this daring garb is for every woman. I imagine when you put it on you'll know pretty much right away whether or not it is for you. Or, you know, you could have me follow you into the dressing room for an expert opinion. I work on a completely volunteer basis in that regard. If you look like Jennifer Hawkins, I'll even pay for the dress. I'm really easy. Enjoy.