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bill-swift - September 10, 2014
Sometimes, you just need to feast your peeps upon a hot blonde in a fishnet body suit. Sometimes as in all the time I might add. Jessica Davies in a see-through mesh bodysuit is just about the hottest thing on the planet, until she takes off the mesh and reveals another level of sextastic. It's like watching that volcano explosion video, then along comes the sonic boom. Sonic boobtastic.
This entire world could cease to exist so long as Jessica Davies and I were left to survive in a 10'x 1o' room covered in bear skin rugs, machine washable, naturally, and I could be a happy man. Okay, I'd probably need a stocked mini-fridge and a library of NFL Films with Steve Sabol's voice, but that and Jessica and the bearskins is all I'd need. Oh, man, what if she wanted her mom to move in with us? I might need a bigger post-apocalypse hang out. Jessica, let's do this. Call me. I'm in the book under Desperate. Enjoy.