Jessica Davies Topless Pictures For Selfie Sextastic Satisfaction

When the Siamese triplets who run my IT department told me I needed to test out our new system I immediately went to thoughts of big luscious lovely chest pillows. And since Jessica Davies seems happily intent on documenting her own preciously feathery set, I thought, why not make this an experiment of digital technology. I am pretty sure this is why the Internet was invented in the first place.

Jessica Davies seems particularly pleased with her plump and juicy peaches. If I had Funions like Jessica, I'd probably take five minutes out of my eighteen hour a day bubble bath schedule to visually brag about my yum yums as well. I consider it the highest order of charity, something just beyond anonymous acts of generosity. The sharing of the boobtastic selfies. It's what hottie saints are made of. Enjoy.