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aldo-vallon - December 2, 2017
Normally in situations like this that put such gusto on display I would describe the person as showing big balls. In this particular situation, however, it does not seem like the proper phrase. I try to never associate male genitalia with the fairer sex as it seems like a dangerous tightrope to tread. So I will instead create a new phrase, and say that she shows big ovaries to go out in a dress like that. The ovaries in this context are purely metaphorical, seeing as there are no actual ovaries in the pics. The only orbs that I can see on display are the ones hanging off Jessica's chest, which just so happen to be my favorite place for them to be.
I have seen orbs hanging from different locations and they just do not seem to have the same effect. I have seen them in gym locker rooms, I have seen them in the lens of a camera, hell, I have even seen them while tripping on ayahuasca in the desert. I am not at liberty to discuss that last one since the court case is still pending, but anyone can experience the camera for themselves.
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