Joanna Krupa Topless, Bikini, and Sports Bra Weekend in Miami

Joanna Krupa is one of the sole reasons to watch any of the Real Housewives shows on Bravo. I mean, other than waiting to see who gets arrested next, or falls down drunk and humiliated in front of their own children. And those last two really aren't reason to watch, because you could just as easily stand by the freeway and watch accidents happen. But Joanna Krupa definitely has watchability.

The recently married and still wickedly hot Polish-American model spent the weekend topless by her pool, as well as making an appearance on the beach in her bikini...

...and also showing Miami exactly how it is she keeps her body in shape with her tight shorts and bra top sweating about town...

Anyway you slice it, was one hell of a weekend for all Joanna Krupa lusters. Starting most definitely with another look at her fine topless top. Now I must count the days until she drops the current husband and once again becomes a single woman for me to write inappropriate lust letters. Oh, man, that body! Enjoy.