Jodie Marsh is Topless and Looking for a Man

Yeah, so the explanation for why Jodie Marsh is topless, standing on a giant fake wedding cake is actually pretty simple. You see, she really, really wants to get married. Either that or she's desperate for publicity. But seeing as she has a new reality show on MTV in the UK, I'd say it's a bit of column A, a bit of column B.

In what is sure to result in a three month marriage at the very most, the busty British "babe" is on the hunt for a new husband, and will be auditioning suitors, American Idol style. But here's the best part, her show is called "Totally Jodie Marsh: Who Will Take Her Up the Aisle?" Though I'm pretty sure they meant to call it "Who Will Take Her Up the Ass?" Or maybe they're saving that title for the inevitable porno spin off she does after she's lost what little self respect she has left.