Jordan Monroe Gets Wild In This Beautiful Nude Shoot

The buxom beauty of Jordan Munroe cannot be emphasized enough. The word on the street is that Raisin Bran is currently filing a lawsuit against her. Apparently the two scoops she has hanging from her chest have caused a decline in sales of their own product and they feel that is a copyright violation. Personally, I think that is a bit of a stretch. Jordan has melons, not grapes, on her person. That is a completely different fruit. I could even entertain the idea of a lawsuit if Jordan’s bosoms were closer in size to grapefruits. They at least have grape in the name. But this is too far.

If we allow this frivolous lawsuit to succeed what will be next? Will the Johnsonville sausage company begin taking legal action against every porn star whose dong is over six inches? It is a slippery slope of litigation that they are treading on.

Where is the ACLU when you need them? This woman’s civil rights are at risk of violation and they are off gallivanting around, probably helping someone protect their freedom of speech or something equally as unimportant. Meanwhile the things that really matter are getting thrown under the bus.

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