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bill-swift - March 20, 2015
At some point the good folks at Victoria's Secret decided that Danske hottie Josephine Skriver would be the new face, err, body of see-through lingerie. I'd almost say I don't quite understand the point of see-through underwear, but the more I see Josephine Skriver modeling, the more I see the worth. Mmm, those yummy worths.
Josephine Skriver always looks like she just got out of the shower or a sauna or perhaps escaped from a villain's sweaty clutches. That villain would be me if I were more ambitious. That moist body of hers combined with the thinnest of fabrics top and bottom really makes for a show that just a few years ago probably would've got us all arrested. Now, we are free. Thank you fake net neutrality. And bless you, Josephine Skriver. You're really doing all the heavy lifting. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Victoria's Secret