Josephine Skriver Topless Covered and Thumper Squeezing Goodness in Thongs for Victoria’s Secret

I suppose it's fair to say my Danish Delights number in the more than one, especially with the quick rise to faptastic body fame of Josephine Skriver among the angelic ranks of V.S. lingerie models. This smoking hot model has that special it quality that takes her sweet body to a whole other level when wardrobed in thongs and tiny bits of lace. I'm not sure who told her to squeeze her cheeks tightly for the photos, but I like to think it was my power of persuasion echoing across the miles.

At some point Victoria's Secret decided a dozen sextastic international models was not enough and now basically gets calls from pay phones around the world when anybody spots an incredible looking woman in their village. V.S. swoops in and signs them up. It's impossible to corner the market on amazingly hot women, but let's just say they've built themselves quite a fine army. I wish they would take me captive and torture me with their pillows for information. I'd crack, oh, how I'd crack. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: Victoria's Secret