Josie Canseco Barely-There Dress Reveals Full Frontal Smoke Show

I read somewhere that the designer of that dress was inspired after seeing a woman walk out of the bathroom with a trail of toilet paper following behind her.

Personally, I think it is ingenious but we should be going even farther with the idea. We are not doing enough to incorporate toilet paper into our everyday lives. If more outfits had a secret stash of TP included then I wouldn’t look like such a freak when I pull out my own travel pack.

I am only trying to be proactive. I never want to experience the panic of walking into a public stall only to find there is no paper in stock. It is a borderline serious phobia now. I even have a secret roll in the trunk of my car just in case I can’t make it to a bathroom. And there is a roll in my closet so that if my roommate uses the last of our stuff without restocking then I will still be prepared.

There are certainly less beneficial things that one could be stuck hoarding, so I guess I should be thankful for that. I only wish I could stop having dreams of being a human squirrel.

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