Journey Back to 1984 With A Very Nude Justine Greiner

 It is always easy to spot a nude that is dated pre-'90s by the length of the bush on the woman. In that way it is similar to counting the rings on a tree. By measuring every half inch of the pubes you should subtract one year from 1990. That will usually get you within the ballpark year of its origin. 

Another dead give away is Justine's hairstyle. I can say with a fair amount of certainty that she went to her stylist with a picture of Joan Jett and said, "Make me look like this." The Hairstylist then brought out a hedge trimmer and went to town. I try not to judge what was the style of the time because I know it that same judgement will be used against me in the future, but times like these make it very difficult. 

One thing that is timeless is the state of Justine's boobs. They are the kind of classic that will never fall out of favor with the masses. Some men might say they don't care for big boobs, or that a woman doesn't need to have them, and they could think they are telling the truth. But if you present to that same man Justine then he will admit that he was only lying to himself. 

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