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aldo-vallon - October 9, 2018
A word to the wise, unless you are a millionaire with an industrial size bathtub, I recommend only using a tub for either pre or post-coital interactions. The sheer logistics of trying to have sex in the average bathtub simply are not worth the work.
Maybe it is just the old man within me that is getting stronger, but I have no desire to risk throwing out my back just in an attempt to get off. That is the kind of injury that keeps with you for the rest of your life. I have had sex before, and I will have sex again. I do not need to put everything else into jeopardy in some crazed attempt in the name of romanticism.
Doing the bathtub gig is great either before or after the act. It can serve as some great foreplay, or a convenient way to clean up after. But sex in a bathtub is really something that people only do in order to check an item off the bucket list, like having sex on a balcony. It isn’t like it is more enjoyable in that place, but for some reason we just want to say we did it.