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aldo-vallon - October 18, 2018
Anybody who goes camping and does not take advantage of the opportunity to go skinny dipping is wasting the opportunity completely. They might as well have just stayed home and taken a bath in their clothes, the nerds.
I know there are some extenuating circumstances for not being able to go nude, such as children being present, but I think that is easily avoidable. Simply leave them at camp and tell them their parents are going to be naked down by the lake. Unless any of them are hoping to become serial killers, I guarantee they are going to keep their asses planted around the fire.
There won’t even be a risk of them getting lost after wandering off to play. They will be so scared of running into their nude parents that they will spend the whole time thinking about Oedipus-ing themselves preemptively. And if they follow through, then that means their parents can continue skinny dipping indefinitely. There is no longer a risk of scarring them mentally, they have already scarred themselves physically. I do not know about you, but that seems like a win to me.