Kaoany Valiati Smokes ’em Nude ‘Cause She’s Got ’em

They used to say, "Smoke 'em if you've got 'em," all the time back when people smoked. Well, I've got good news for fans of smoking, and that is that Kaoany Valiati has not only got 'em, she's smoking 'em in the nude!

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that these pictures were shot overseas because it looks like Kaoany Valiati is in a hotel and we all know that there's no smoking allowed in American hotels anymore. I think a nice amenity for American hotels to consider would be some rooms that come with Kaoany Valiati naked in them. That would be a hotel I'd return to time and time again. "Front desk, could you please send up Kaoany Valiati nude to my room. I'm in 309, thanks." Man, what a time to be alive.

If you're ever overseas and find yourself in a room similar to this one, consider that it might be the room where Kaoany Valiati got nude and smoked all over the place. You could then say, "Smoke 'em if you got 'em," and enjoy a smoke yourself. When in Rome... Enjoy!

_{Photo Credit: Marcus Steinmeyer}