Karen Witter Is Insanely Hot And She Knows It

Oh boy, I know this is going to sound paranoid, but I do not like seeing Karen Witter in anything that resembles a cabin. This woman has the exact look of a girl that would be in an early movie of Friday The 13th and she is wearing just as little an amount of clothing. I don’t get it. I have only a few rules in regards to how I live my life, and most of them have been learned from watching Hollywood movies. How is it that other people have not been able to learn them as well?

The first rule is that I do not have sex in a secluded cabin. This is elementary. There is no quicker way to end up with an ice pick in the scrotum than to think it is a good idea to take a pretty little thing out to the middle of nowhere for a bone session.

Only people who live with their parents should have the need to get away, and the only people who live with their parents are either teenagers or losers. Teenagers are happy to bone anywhere, because they are just relieved to be boning someone. And losers are not boning anyone, so it really should not be an issue.

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