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aldo-vallon - August 23, 2017
Karola Warzecha's body has obliques so defined that I could play them like a xylophone. If only I had stuck to my xylophone training like my father had hoped I would. Just think, I could be playing the abdominals of all the greatest bodies in the world. But I guess I am destined to go down in history as one more man who wasted his talent by going to college. If only I had known back then how much women love musicians I would be rolling in tail right now. Guitarists are a dime a dozen, but xylophonists are like the holy grail. They rank right up there at the top with bagpipers and jazz flutists for bangable talents.
Karola's name could not be any more of a misnomer. Hearing it pronounced I would think of some economy car a parent would buy second hand for their teenager to drive. But Karola has no economy body. What she has there is a luxury if ever I have seen one. If was to to take her to a car wash I would fork over the big bucks to have it done by hand, and I would make sure it had a proper waxing. Nothing is too good for this gal.
Photo Credit: Tomek Makolski