Kate Middleton Butt-Gate Gets Hot and Heavy in European Circles

Seeing as how I was rumored to be her baby daddy, I often do get asked to comment on stories involving Kate Middleton, especially her bare nekkid fun parts. We all remember the scandal when paparazzi shot photos of Kate topless on vacation and England declared war on the rest of Europe and I think guillotined a few French and Danish publishers. They do take their royals very seriously on the Old Country.

Now, a photo of Kate Middleton's bare-arse, not her first upskirt wind-aided fly-up, has the British royals up in booty arms again. Apparently, they don't think the rest of the world needs to see the hot MILFy buns of their future Queen. Even their own newspapers of record won't show the photos, just talk about how uncouth the rest of the world is for not respecting the monarchs. As for Kate Middleton, she continues to wear summer dresses with high hemlines and thong panties while getting in and out of helicopters. I'll let you decide how she feels about being butt peeped.

In my opinion, everybody, most definitely including England, needs to be grateful they have one of the world's best looking royals on their home turf and ought to gladly share pics of her regal beagle if for no other reason than to make the rest of the world jealous. But that's just me, Little Georgie's Uncle Bill.

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