Kate Middleton’s Old News, Here Are the Royals We Still Want to See Topless

So now that we've all seen Kate's crown jewels, where do we go from here? Chances are she's probably still too classy to give us a Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct-style good old fashioned beaver shot. Which means that now that the mystery has been solved, I'm kind of already over Kate and her Middletons. I guess that's it, folks. Well bollocks to that, I say!

Despite the centuries-long history of incest and inbreeding, many royals have managed to not turn out to be hemophiliac homunculi ruling their countries from thrones that double as colostomy bags. In fact many are downright hot and I'd be more than happy to marry into their anachronistic, antiquated ruling families. But until the royal family of Monaco finally accept my marriage proposals to the young princesses (or at least until their restraining order is confirmed by a court of law that I deem constitutional), the very least I can wish for is a look at some royal hoo-has.

So with Kate put out to pasture, here are the other members of global royalty I'm staking out with a telephoto lens to catch topless.