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bill-swift - June 16, 2014
Albeit, I am feasting on what appears to be a Kate Upton nipple slip here at the start of the week. Nothing outrageous, but another outtake from the good folks at Sports Illustrated and Swim Daily who seem quite intent, and thankfully so, on sharing all of Kate's pretty parts with the rest of the world. And why not? Why keep secret treasures just to yourself? What are you, a pirate? Nay, a gift is only a gift when you share it. I'm pretty sure I learned something like that from Barney, or Elmo, before the arrests.
Kate Upton, you are a true beauty. Seeing your nekkid fun bits only makes you that much more special in my eyes. Also, it helps fill in a few missing pixels of my making the sexy with Kate Upton on the beach fantasy. Authentic even beats imagined when it comes to the sextastic fineries. Bless you, Kate. Enjoy.
(Thanks to a benevolent ton of you for sending in your eagle-eyed sight of Kate on the beach.)