Kate Upton Topless on a Horse… Not Quite Topless

Thank you for the million and one emails this morning about this epic, albeit censored video clip of Kate Upton topless on a horse during a recent photoshoot. While we will definitely continue to pursue the righteous path and the uncensored video, do be aware this Kate Upton video is running exclusively on TMZ. Which means they done own it. And they can put stars on it. Or even draw a mustache on her face if they so choose.

For the time being, unless you work at TMZ, you're not seeing Kate Upton topless in this video.

Keep the faith, good people. We shall see Kate Upton's fabulous puppies bare yet.