Katie Price Braless Life of the Party in See-Through Shirt

Katie Price needs to be careful where she goes dressed like that. If she walks into the wrong house dressed in all black people might think she is a cat burglar. Granted, she could probably get it sorted out before the prison sentence gets handed down, but I prefer to stay clear of all that type of rubbish. Trying to explain to cops why I am dressed in women’s black clothing in a stranger’s house is hard to do before they slap the handcuffs on.

It would probably be sage advice to just not walk into stranger’s houses when you have not been invited. That might seem like a no-brainer, but you can never be too sure. Bath salts can do crazy things to a person’s mind, which will have them thinking all sorts of things are acceptable that actually are not.

So long as Katie keeps her arm wrapped around the hunk in the red suit she will probably be ok. There is no way a man dressed like that would lead her astray. Even if he wanted to, there is too much attention drawn their way. That means too many witnesses.

Always trust a man in a red suit.

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