Katy Perry (Covered) Topless and Wicked Hot; And Why We Lust Her

For all the fun we have at the expense of Katy Cocktease, it all comes down to this -- she's super fine.

If Katy weren't so damn hot, and so damn teasy, both of which she is in this rather amazing Jake Bailey photoshoot, we wouldn't be half as uncomfortably angry in our britches as we are about her never posing full topless for the cameras. We are frustrated in her hotness. Not so good looking women, well, they can leave their tops on (or take them off, let's be honest, we're guys, we'll still look).

C'mon, Katy, now is the time. Flash those hooters, it might just save us from the Apocalypse. Enjoy.