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bill-swift - December 14, 2012
Not exactly when these photos were shot for Maxim magazine, or if shot for Maxim, but these covered topless pictures of the wonderment that is Keeley Hazell is some form of torture submitted by EgoReader 'Dave D.' to visually remind us how much we will miss Keeley now that she has officially and finally announced her exit from the modeling stage.
This is perhaps worse than losing your childhood pet to a speeding yet completely silent electric vehicle or the pangs of loss you feel when the last of your weekender 24-pack of Silver Bullets has been tapped out by early Saturday morning, because you can get another dog, they're all really effin' cute, and thank the good Lord there is always more beer to be had, but will there ever be another Keeley Hazell?