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aldo-vallon - August 24, 2018
How much money does Kendall Jenner have again? Like a billion dollars by now, right? How can it be that she is not able to afford clothing that is thick enough to conceal her nips? This is the kind of shotty craftsmanship that I expect to come from the generic clothing brands of Target, not from a store that a modern debutante would go to.
I have underwear from ten years ago that are still less transparent than what Kendall has on. I am not currently accepting questions as to why I have owned the same pair of underwear for ten years. It is not relevant to the discussion at hand and I am already regretting bringing it up.
If I was a woman in the present day then I would invest in a roll of nipple pasties. If the world of internet tabloids have taught us anything it is that one can never trust the clothing that they are wearing to serve the purpose that it was bought for. That is why I always wrap my package in masking tape when I go commando. If Levi’s ever starts cutting corners with their jeans I am going to be ready for it.
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