Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt Finally Make Interesting Television With the Help of the Denudifer (VIDEO)

Here's a vital piece of machinery you're going to need in the event your girlfriend, wife, female roommate, mom, or dominating butch prison warden forces you to watch the E! Channel -- it's called a Denudifer®. It's mostly been designed in my head, and not completely ready for real world applications, but order one early. It can take a super insipid show such as The Girls Next Door, and turn it into Kendra Wilkinson, Holly Madison, and Bridget Marquardt all topless and naked and splashing into a pool. It's a must have to survive girl television. Enjoy.