Kerrie McMahon Loses Her Bikini Top In Malibu

Darn you, Kerrie McMahon, blonde crazy hot Irish model, why couldn't you keep your hands covering up your precious sweet headlights and funbags as the censors instructed. Now, we are forced to leer at your lovely lady body with quite topless short peeks at your full beauty, fantasizing about rolling in the green meadows of Eire with you without your top on and your priest sworn to uphold your virginity still tied up in the rectory where we left him.

When these bottled water sellers slash photographers get down to the business of pimping one of the earth's basic natural resources, they don't seem to be too strident about leaving the visuals PG-rated. It's sort of inexplicable modern American marketing wise, but I'm refusing to look a gift horse in the mouth. Though I am willing to look at Kerrie's gifted stellar body and tubes right in the kisser. That is, where I would really like to kiss. My secret is out. A bit of your secret is out as well, Kerrie. They are spectacular. Bless the chest. Enjoy.

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