Kim Kardashian Would Sell You the Urine Off Her Back

Let's establish two facts. One, Kim Kardashian is pretty damn not. Her body is an hourglass filled with sexy sand that I'd like to have dripped on my body grain by asstastic grain. Two, Kim Kardashian is a member of the Kardashian tribe of pimped out she-bots who have been programmed to sell sell sell. Anything. Everything. When Kim Kardashian whips open her trenchcoat, it's not to flash her amazing funbags, it's to sell you an imitation Rolex.

Today, we find Kim Kardashian sextastically promoting Charmin toilet paper's new public restrooms in New York City. Granted, Kim Kardashian knows full well the perils of dealing with men who can't find a urinal in time, still, this t.p. sales pitch seems to have reached a new low for KK. I'm chuckling as I write that because we all know the Kardashian rock bottom is bottomless. Have money will smile. Enjoy.

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