Kim Kardashian Adjusts Her Red Carpet Nip Slip Wardrobe Malfunction

I am surprised that at this point in Kim’s career she still bothers with avoiding nudity at all. We have all seen it all, so it seems like wasted effort on her part to be wrangling her boobs into a dress that they clearly do not want to be in.

I understand why she continues to put clothes on. A person has to have some standards. But once the dress is on, and the boobs have been put into place, that should be it. If they fall out after that then they should stay out. That is my motto when it comes to pants. I’ll put them on at my waistline in the morning, but if they start to slide down due to my flat ass being unable to keep them up, then so be it.

And before anyone makes the obvious suggestion that I buy a belt, I don’t like belts. They are like ties for your belly, and I have a terrible fear of ties. They are a severe danger to a person’s health. All you need to do is let the loose end dangle a little too close to a wood chipper and you’ll be turned into ground beef in the blink of an eye. No, thank you.

[Go Read The Hottest Stories From Kim K Right Here]

Photo Credit: Splash News / Backgrid USA / Instagram