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bill-swift - October 16, 2012
Wow, what a weekend for Kim Kardashian, still down in Miami filming episodes of Kim and Kourtney Fake It For Money, the uber-Kardashian earner went to great lengths to draw attention away from the Freshmen Fifteen she's packed on the last month by wearing all kinds of revealing and body hugging outfits, accentuating her deep curves and grooves and chunky bits you'd like to soil if you had the chance, or the financial resources to book.
Leading the way was Kim out to dinner with Kanye in Miami and apparently (hold your gasps) across the street from where former dickinassinstuffer Reggie Bush was dining with some chick he knocked up recently. Playing second fiddle to no lesser biyatch, Kim hit the Miami restaurant scene in a butt-hugging, sheer skirt that revealed what appears to be an entirely and truly command two-handfuls of asstastic. Granted, there could be a thong stuff up in that beast somewhere, but we don't see it.
Earlier in the day, Kim hit South Beach for even more food with little big sister Khloe Kardashian, Kim in a sheer see-through top to remind everybody of her upper assets, and also to distract Khloe from eating small unattended children along the beach front promenade.
Finally, Kim whipped out the short leather skirt over the weekend, putting beef in beef-hide and reminded all of us that her engorged sitter cheeks are up for big to the rootingesst tootingest cowboy with the most greenbacks.
Yep, quite a weekend for Kim. Large and in-charge. Enjoy.