Kim Kardashian Naked Topless Oily Full Frontal Too for Paper Magazine

Paper Magazine is calling this rather monumental naked pictorial of Kim Kardashian 'just broke the Internet'. I'm not so sure about that, maybe just busted a nut is more appropriate. Though there is no doubt that this is clearly Kim's riskiest photo shoot probably ever, at least of the paid variety and not shot on amateur tape by her boyfriend. This is more revealing than Kim's Playboy Magazine shoot even if you think about it. Or go look and compare.

I must admit, I'm shocked. I did not think we would see this. Or that somebody could afford so much baby oil. Kim shows all the parts that made her who she is today. I think there's something admirable about her doing this, beyond just the titillation of seeing one of the most sought after funtime girls all nekkid and topless and such. Kim doesn't care what you think. There's nothing she won't do to show she doesn't care what you think, including giving you exactly what you want from her. That's so damn meta. On this day, well done, Kim. Enjoy.