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aldo-vallon - October 12, 2018
Due to the rapidly changing social norms women are going to start having to ask their men different questions in regards to their clothing. For decades the go-to question was always in regards to whether a dress, pants, or shorts made their butt look big. Men knew to say no without hesitation. But men and women have finally wised up and actually desire the bigger booty, so the question is irrelevant.
The new question will probably be something along the lines of, “Does this top make my nipples look big?” Or something along those lines. With the number of celebs I see walking around with their pride and joys unabashedly on display I am poised to think areolas are about to come into style. They will no longer just care about their boobs being visible, they will want them to be visibly good.
This is the way of the future, my friends. You had best take heed. Ignore my past prophesies that did not come true. I am still confident that juice boxes that come with an IV needle instead of a straw would be a hit if some company would only have the courage to pursue it.
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