Kneel Before Emily Ratajkowski, Queen of the Handbra

I don't know if there's a reigning queen of the handbra. I feel like Demi Moore and Janet Jackson were sort of the early 90s trendsetters, but has there really been a discussion about who the Queen of the Handbra is? It's something that we're going to need to convene a tribunal to decide, but something tells me that even if we do go to such extraordinarily ridiculous lengths as those, there will only be one candidate standing at the end of the day.

When the white smoke pours out of the suburban home of one of these guys' mothers, Emily Ratajkowski will most assuredly be crowned Queen of the Handbra. Capitalized. I mean, just look at how she wears a handbra and tell me it's not among the most exquisite things you've ever laid eyes on.

Whether she's beautifully bathed in blue light or going au naturel in natural lighting, there's no denying that EmRata's got the handbra game on lockdown. She's got a corner on this market, and we should pledge our fealty to her at our convenience.

Sorry Demi and Janet, the tribe has spoken. The Queen is dead. Long live the new Queen of the Handbra: Emily Ratajkowski.

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