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bill-swift - January 30, 2014
Oh, Lacey Banghard, how your body does soothe my savage soul. Actually, it's your body that's savage, my soul is more on the leer and ogle side, but together, just the perfect match.
The former Page 3 Idol winner is featured in Zoo magazinedoing what she does best, being half-nekkid in the water and showing off her epic funbags. Something about the righteous curves and bodacious body on Lacey that makes me want to curl up next to her and beg her to read me a story. Maybe something soft and comforting from the Marquis de Sade collection. A firm hand is a tender hand. Lacey, please use both on me. Enjoy.