Lacey Banghard Lets the Big Brother Door Hit Her Where the Good Lord Split Her

I'm still not quite clear on the rules of Big Brother U.K., except for the fact they seem to really like to kick the hot, topless glamour models out of their house as quickly as possible. Of course, this makes little sense to us. We can't imagine ever telling a super boobtastic hottie like Lacey Banghard to leave our house. In fact, she'd have trouble getting through the various locks and wood beams and crow bars we'd set up to prevent her departure. But, such is the nature of reality shows and their audience.

However, before Lacey Banghard goes not gentle into the goodnight from the Big Brother house, take a look at a gallery of some of her finer, including topless glorious moments on the silly show. Enjoy.