Lady Victoria Hervey Neon Thong Signals It’s Uncle Bill Sandwich Time

Lady Victoria Herveylikes herself a good Caribbean vacation during the holidays. She's a tad bit on the socialite gaunt scale, but I could see myself feeding her sandwiches and rapping with her about aristocratic family criminal indiscretions until she packs on enough to be safe in a strong wind. It takes a certain kind of man to turn their innate need for meat switch back to the 'on' position. I'd like to think I'm that man, if not the guy who can whine and plead enough to get what I want.

Lady Victoria is just one of many bikini clad celebrities and blue bloods sunning themselves in the tropics over the New Year's. Unlike generations past, none of these ladies seem to be the least bit tan. I suppose this is an ode to better skin health in the modern age, though I'd be lying if I didn't say I miss the brownish girls on the beach and their revealing tan lines even more. We may never see that era again. I'll pour some Coppertone out for the homies. Enjoy.

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