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bill-swift - January 9, 2014
The Italian girl takeover of Miami Beach has been quite the positive for us gentleman oglers and prurient purveyors of fine female forms. These girls not only love their thong bikinis, they love their soccer. And while the sport hasn't caught on in the U.S. quite like in Europe or South America, I'm certain the sight of Laura Cremaschi in her yellow bikini kicking the ball around the water's edge will surely perk up interest domestically.
At some point soon I need to get myself and my best pair of binoculars down to Miami to witness nature's most significant annual migration -- the international models to the beach in South Florida. It truly is a splendor of the natural world. Animal Planet with hot chicks. Just amazing. Enjoy.