Laura Cremaschi White Thong Bikini Booty Storm in Miami, Hold Onto Something Solid

I need to get some alert system set up for when Laura Cremaschi is going down to the beach in one of her perfectly body complementing bikinis. Nothing major like an air raid siren, just something closer to that Emergency Broadcast that breaks into the radio signals to let you know there's danger of flooding ninety miles away from you and you're left wondering what you're supposed to do. Warning warning, crazy hot Italian booty approaching the beach in white bikini. That's all I'd need to get on my extra loose board shorts and pretend I'm not in danger of a suntan after thirty seconds in the unprotected sunlight.

Laura Cremaschki is definitely game for a battle this winter for the finest Bikini Body on the beach in Miami. You could tell her about the stiff competition, she could shake her thumper in your direction and remind you about your stiff voting mechanism. She's not scared. She's prepared. And with her magic thong clad asstastic, she's taking the fight to her challengers. This is all so wonderful I want to shed a tear.

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