Lauren Louise Nude In White

Lauren Louise's funbags look like they were sculpted by Michelangelo himself, and they have just as much a right to be preserved in a museum as anything else the man created. The cryogenic industry better get its act together quick because the day gravity wins its inevitable victory against those water balloons there will be an international day of mourning the likes of which this world has never seen.

Good Lord, I would even settle for a realistic virtual reality program that could trick my brain into believing I was in a universe where I actually had a chance with that body. I do have a slight concern that if I ever were to set my gaze upon those breasticles in the flesh my eyeballs might melt out of my head like The Last Crusade. But there is a much better chance she is only Medusa and would turn me to stone.

The best part about this gal is that with porcelain skin like that in twenty years she will not be looking like DiMaggio’s baseball glove does today. I look forward to the day I get to say, “Damn, she looks good for her age.”

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