Leilani Dowding Topless Cell Phone Pictures!

Okay, here's the deal, you can waterboard the soul snot right out of me and I'll never tell you how we got these pictures. Although, I should mention, for a free Chik-Fil-A sandwich, I'd spill my guts on even my darkest secrets (except for the one where I'm caught dressing up in mom's clothes by the ex-Marine neighbor, that one stays in the never-talked-about vault). I am a whore, I have my price.

But, whoa. Double whoa. If we do not have a glimpse of utter greatness in the form of one of our newly growing reader favorite, Leilani Dowding, she of the Miami Beach bikini hotness parade, flashing bits and pieces of her world-class hot body for the mirror, her cell phone, and posterity (or is that posterior?) It's like a spectacle of the awesome and we are never going to stop looking.

That body. That boobtastic. That butt! Oh, my.

Bless super hot women, Leilani Dowding, the dude who invented tiny rechargeable batteries, and the makers of the Blackberry Curve (from the looks of it.) Enjoy.