Leslie Mann Not Really Topless in ‘This Is 40’ (This Is Some Kind of Heinous JouJou)

So, here we go again. Technology has put us on the brink of artificially intelligent androids taking over the planet and enslaving human beings for food and mitochondrial energy, and, worse, Hollywood has figured out how to give actresses not willing to show their real boobs some quite high-quality fake funbags to flash onscreen. It's some devious combination of prosthetics and lighting and maybe a hint of CGI or some such halfway benevolent technology being now used for such illicit and destructive purposes.

The latest crime in this regard is Leslie Mann and her bare-puppy in the upcoming Judd Apatow film, This Is 40, the sequel of some sorts to Knocked Up, which was a good movie, and devoid of fake knocker flashes as far as we know. For Leslie Mann, Judd's wife, this is her second such offense in regard to artificially flaunted melons onscreen. Two strikes and you're out, Leslie, as far as we're concerned.

Hollywood might think they have us commoners as willing participants to this skin-ruse, but let's see how they feel when we start paying for movie tickets with fake money. Not so cute now, is it?