Liliana Camba Takes It All Off For GQ Portugal

 I never wanted to be a farmer, but I would have given the profession a second thought if I had known there would be the chance to plow that field. I mean, what is that, hay? Alfalfa? It is not every day that a man gets the chance to lay that type of seed. Corn fields are a dime a dozen, but that alfalfa, that's good stuff. I would like to walk through a field of that stuff and pretend I am Maximus Decimus Meridius from Gladiator.

I doubt it will be as satisfying as the movie made it seem, but when you get something put into your head as a child it becomes quite difficult to get it out. It is kind of like the idea of becoming an astronaut. Sure, it sounds fun, but then you find out it's filled with eating dehydrated food and crapping it out into plastic bags. That is not exactly my idea of a good time. If I am going to crap into a bag it's going to be paper and will soon after be set on fire on my neighbor's doorstep.  

Photo Credit: Photographer Jvdas Berra for GQ Portugal