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brian-mcgee - October 3, 2017
I still haven't seen the movie Free the Nipple, but from what I've been able to glean, it appears as if a bunch of women are, indeed, freeing their nipples in the film. Lina Esco and Lola Kirke are among the women exercising their rights to show their bare breasts, nipples and all, on the streets of New York. Or something, who could know?
Lina Esco was topless on a show called Flaked on Netflix and it was arguably the best thing about the show. I imagine it's the best thing about this movie as well, but as we've already established, I haven't seen it yet. I shouldn't really say "yet" because that would imply that I have plans to watch it. However, I see no need to watch it because I've seen the best parts already. In fact, it would seem that the only parts of the film I haven't seen are the ones in which nipples are not free. I don't care about those sections of the film, give me the good stuff. The stuff that lives up to the movie's title. That's the stuff we care about!