Lindsay Lohan Topless in Vegas?

Who wants to see Lindsay Lohan topless in Vegas!? Well, you might soon get your wish. Now that Lindsay's career is officially in the toilet, and she can't even keep a fake Lesbian relationship going, it looks like Lindsay will fall back on her two best assets to bring home the bacon as a Las Vegas stripper. Well, sort of. Fox News has the details:

Word on the street for quite some time has been that newly-single Lindsay Lohan is strapped for cash and unemployed, but it looks as though the 22-year-old may have finally found her forte: starring in a topless show in Sin City.




Lohan flew from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on Saturday on the private plane of the producer of Mel B. and Kelly Monaco's "Peepshow" to attend the grand opening of the sexy striptease production, but made the trip more importantly because she had a meeting scheduled with director and Broadway big-wig, Jerry Mitchell.




"Peepshow" is designed to have rotating leads and according to very close inside sources, Lohan is in official negotiations to take over from Monaco who wants to move on and get back to work on "General Hospital," however Mel B. reportedly intends to stay on once her three-month contract is finished.




"People forget that she (Lohan) is a "triple threat" -- she can act and sing and dance," said our source. "She feels that this would really revitalize her career and give her some serious theater cred."

Okay, first of all, Lindsay can't act, can't sing, and can't dance. But she does have an incredible rack, and seeing those things bounce around on stage would be worth the price of admission. Assuming the price of admission is about $12.95 or something. Of course, given Lindsay's reluctance to actually get naked the last time she played a stripper, I doubt we'll actually see her topless on stage. Still she is pretty desperate these days.

Here's Lindsay showing a little of what might be in store for the audience, with a very low neckline, and desperate look on her face at Mel B's premiere of Peepshow.