Lindsey Pelas Promotes Her New Calendar With Her Giant Breasts

When you've got big, beautiful breasts, you flaunt them like they're your superpower. In Lindsey Pelas' case, however, I think that her big, beautiful breasts might actually have superpowers and therefore, make Lindsey Pelas a superhero. Captain Mammary... No, that doesn't feel right. Suck Sacks Supreme... I don't know, we're still workshopping it.

I've read comic books my entire life and I think that if I were to cast Lindsey Pelas as any superhero at all, it'd be Power Girl...

Just think, as Power Girl she would not only be a great role model for girls—fighting crime and making weak and puny men kneel before her—but she'd be showing off an awful lot of her tits, which brings in the crowds of man children who want to see those beauties flop about as she fights. 

I think it's a winning formula, and since all signs point to the Wonder Woman being the best thing about Justice League as well, there's a need for more female superheroes in the DCEU. Someone call up Lindsey Pelas and give her a shot. And if she turns out to be a terrible actress, we can just dub her voice with Glenn Close. 

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