Lisa Appleton Shocked Over Losing Impossibly Small Bikini Top

Someone's gonna have to give Lisa Appleton a leading role in a film, soon. She's one hell of an actress. From the moment she walked out of the house in that bikini that is clearly two sizes too small to contain her breasts, she knew her tits were gonna come flying out. It's part of her schtick at this point. That's what makes me ponder her acting talent because she looks genuinely shocked that her impossibly small bikini top came flying off the minute a rogue wave splashed higher than her waistline.

It's like a magician looking surprised when there's a rabbit in his hat, or a porn star looking like they enjoy sex. It's a kind of candor you're not normally privy to, and one that makes you question everything you believe. Up is down and left is right. The world goes topsy turvy until you stop and realize, oh, they're acting. They're performing for my benefit. Good for them.

So Hollywood, here's all the proof that you need that Lisa Appleton is a capable actress. If you need her to play a lady whose tiny bikini top comes flying off and then she looks legitimately surprised, give her a ring. It's the role she was born to play!

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