Look At The Dunes With Tazia Ulrich

 So many dunes in so few pictures. Between the sand dunes and chest dunes I am having a hard time focusing on only one thing. Add in the Dune book series and it will be a dune overload. 

Tazia Ulrich has the right idea in regards to having her nips pierced. I was always terrified as a child to be buried in the sand. What if they forgot me? Well, with a couple of tactical body piercings those worries go by the wayside. 

If the buriers forget where they stashed the buried all they need to do is flag down one of the dozens of old men scouring the beach with a metal detector and they will have him found in a flash. The piercing also doubles as a safeguard for being a victim of a serial killer. The same premise applies. Whether it is a search party looking for you, or the serial killer needing to dig you back up, it makes the job a whole lot easier. That is what being a considerate person is all about. Going through the pain of nipple piercings so that your murderer/search party can have an easier go at finding you.

Photo Credit: Photographer Morey Spellman for P-Magazine