Lucy Collett Fires the Big Red Guns Against Sabine Jemeljanova in Our Weekly Battle of the Boobtastic

Wow, talk about choosing between which of your children you love the most (always a sore spot for me as my parents chose in the same humiliating order kids at school picked me for sports), two titans of the topless awesome, ginger sextastic being Lucy Collett, and brunette bombshell Sabine Jemeljanova. What is a boy labeled a simpleton by obviously errant standardized testing to do?

Well, as always, in our weekly Page 3Battle of the Boobtastic, we force you to decide. To tell one super hot girl with amazing funbags that she's simply not good enough on this day, on this field. Tough, but it must be done. So let's do it now. Who's ta-ta's reign supreme?